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Thứ sáu - 18/06/2021 09:29

Con Chuột Bạch

Có một cậu bé mang một con chuột bạch vào phòng Bác sĩ Thú Y vừa khóc mếu máo vừa xin bác sĩ cứu nó
Bác sĩ hỏi :
- Con chuột của cháu bị đau sao vậy ?
-       Dạ, hôm qua nó đau không chịu ăn nên đã chết rồi
-       Sao cháu không cho nó uống thuốc
-      Thưa có chứ ạ
-      Thế cháu cho nó uống thuốc gì ?
-      Thưa cháu cho nó uống thuốc chuột ạ !!!

2-  TEACHER: How old is your father?
KID: He is 6 years old.

TEACHER: What? How is this possible?

KID: He became a father only when I was born.

Logic!! Children Are Quick and Always Speak Their Minds.

3 -TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.

MARIA:      Here it is.

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?

CLASS: Maria.

4 -TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

GLENN:   K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'


TEACHER: No, that's wrong


GLENN:   Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.


                      (I

️ this child)

5 -TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD: H I J K L M N O.


TEACHER: What are you talking about?

DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

(The teacher said H2O)

6 -TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.
Did you copy from him?

CLYDE :   No sir, It's the same dog..

(I want to adopt this kid!!!)

TEACHER:   Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested ?

HAROLD:   A teacher.


PASS IAROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH!

LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE

Nguồn tin: Văn Thành